EPIC PARTY

May 28

I love Samantha Ferris.

“Finished ‘50 Shades of Grey’. Sorry gals, Jensen is not the guy for that role. If you knew him. He’s just not that guy & that’s a compliment.”

farewellstars:

Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?　

(Source: tightinvocabulary, via hayleyfails)

Guys… You don’t understand..

I need Clint/Loki fic more than I need to breath. I read all the ones listed at AO3. Enable me! D:

May 27

Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

48thspectator:

That should say hour.

(Source: prettykidgalaxy, via zerographic)

shortest thorki fanfiction ever

Thor: I need a horse!
Loki: Give me nine months!

askbenbraeden:

davespritebudgie:

blazindowntheriver:

noxix:

dc4b:

midnasays:

snailgirl:

lewispewis:

lindsaybrohan:

newpassword:

nice nail

beautiful paint job i remember when i painted my nails with crayons

whilst having a seizure

and being in a moving vehicle

and giving a blowjob

in a tornado

on mars

while mars was exploding

and being mauled by martians
^^Holy shit I’m crying

May 26

hayleyfails:

The van was amazing as well. I just…really love the people who chose to come on the trip. Like…every single one of them is close to me… well..except that one boy’s room… Sorry guys…

Ya know the vid of baseball players dancing in a van to that ‘call me maybe’ song? Ya’ll should have did it :).

May 25

churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

(via hayleyfails)

May 24

Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!

iamthemagicks:

gotrocksalt:

Gingers ftw

Oh the irony

Tears were present

Robert Downey Jr

Om nom nom

Consider it done

Keyword being attempt

Sexiness overload

Ahahaha

Lawyered

Try to contain your surprise

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H ello

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Not very fun, sorry guys.